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| Subject: The crazy English by; Richard Lederer Fri 21 May - 14:55 | |
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Let's face it: English is a crazy languageThere is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburgerneither apple nor pine in pineappleAnd while no one knows what is in a hotdogyou can be pretty sure it isn't canine English muffins were not invented in Englandnor French fries in FranceSweetmeats are candies, while sweetbreads,which aren't sweet, are meat We take English for grantedBut if we explore its paradoxeswe find that quicksand can work slowlyboxing rings are squareand a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pigAnd why is it that writers writebut fingers don't fing, grocers don't groceand hammers don't ham If the plural of tooth is teethwhy isn't the plural of booth, beethOne goose, 2 geese. So, one moose, 2 meeseIs cheese the plural of chooseOne mouse, 2 miceOne louse, 2 liceOne house, 2 hice If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praughtIf a vegetarian eats vegetableswhat does a humanitarian eat Why do people recite at a play, and play at a recitalShip by truck or car and send cargo by shipHave noses that run and feet that smellPark on driveways and drive on parkways How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the samewhile a wise man and a wise guy are oppositesHow can the weather be hot as Hell one dayand cold as Hell another When a house burns up, it burns downYou fill in a form by filling it outand an alarm clock goes off by going on. You get in and out of a caryet you get on and off a bus When the stars are out, they are visiblebut when the lights are out, they are invisibleAnd why, when I wind up my watch, I start itbut when I wind up this essay, I end it English is a silly language it doesn't know if it is coming or going. TOPIC : The crazy English by; Richard Lederer SOURCE : Linguistic Studies ** http://languages.forumactif.org/ |
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